Left side of the bed stuck between the mattress and a bookshelf: Charter Target Bulldog in 44 Special
Right side of the bed leaning against the Head of the bed: Hi-Point Carbine in 45 ACP with P2X Fury mounted on bottom rail
Right next to the High Point Carbine: Ruger Mini-14 in 223 (actually the Hi-Point was supposed to replace the Mini-14, but...)

Some lube. Some rope a ball gag my pitbull shephard mix and an ria 10mm

DW Vbob .45

some things I will NOT do

Springfield XD Tactical in .45 GAP light/laser. (thinner grip for wife)

Whatever I carried that day. Mega bright light. Kel Tec PLR 16 (60 round surefire mag)and electronic earmuffs in closet, Mini 14 .223, Shottie.

I gal. chocolate sauce, rubber sheets. 1 pack Viagra, 2 sugar free red bulls. Defibrillator.

Benelli M3, STI 2011 38 Super.

well I don't really have a bed but on one side of me I have 3 1911's 5 sixguns, a sig 220, 5 or 6 knives, a guitar, a box of wood, a stack of magazines (the reading kind), another stack of magazines (the shooting kind), and a bag of mini doughnuts.

on the other side I have a gun cabinet full of Rifles, Magazines, ammo and reloading supplies.

Usually my two Rottweilers,m&p shield 9mm, and an escort marine nickel plated 12ga pump with 6 rounds of #4 shot.

TMI MAN, TMI!!!

Do you sleep out in the barn?:p

.38 snubby on her side, STI Guardian .45acp on mine. Secret stashes throughout the house.