So they opened one of them Dick sports emporiums here in town a few years ago at the mall. Walked through it once... did like ogling the Lil' Blonde hottie in the painted on black stretchy pants behind the gun counter. Getting to close to her would have killed you
. But she obviously didn't know the difference between an SA, DA or AR and the price tags almost made me crap myself. So I moseyed on out never to return....
After all the BS started, I do like to drive by now and then just to flip off there big stupid security camera at the front door.
Bye-Bye Dick's Head or Dick Head's which ever the case maybe.