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After tiring of trimming tree branches and vines along our long drive with a ratcheting type pruner, and not wanting to use my
![]() I figured it would be a short, handy machete suitable for swinging and cutting stuff me and Jake could enjoy. Ummmmm...no. This sonofab**ch is as LONG as Jake, and you could do battle with it. I knew I was in for white noise from the female unit when the postman delivered it in the bed of a pickup truck. I opened it, and Jake made "arrrggghhhh" pirate noises upon seeing it, stirring that woman from her cave to see what he was doing.. I was informed it must be locked away in my command post (my reloading shed/escape pod) and Jake is not to partake in the battle of the branches. I petulantly whacked a couple trees enroute to secure it. It seems suitable. Stay tuned. ![]()
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Now we know who wears the pants in your family and it sure isn't you Mike.
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Lol....... Oops.
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That's why I have certain things shipped to either my work address or my neighbor's houses.
![]() She starts talkin' smack, just give her the infamous line from Judd Nelson who played John Bender in the movie the "Breakfast Club" : "Shut up b****, go fix me a turkey pot pie". Be sure to let us know how that worked out for you also! |
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Pictures, please. Of the machete, that is, not you in the dog house. Although, that would be hilarious.
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