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#1
11-15-2014, 02:33 PM
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In trouble again
After tiring of trimming tree branches and vines along our long drive with a ratcheting type pruner, and not wanting to use my
 ippine machete, I ordered a Cold Steel cutlass handled machete. Unfortunatly, that woman was home when it arrived.I figured it would be a short, handy machete suitable for swinging and cutting stuff me and Jake could enjoy. Ummmmm...no. This sonofab**ch is as LONG as Jake, and you could do battle with it. I knew I was in for white noise from the female unit when the postman delivered it in the bed of a pickup truck. I opened it, and Jake made "arrrggghhhh" pirate noises upon seeing it, stirring that woman from her cave to see what he was doing.. I was informed it must be locked away in my command post (my reloading shed/escape pod) and Jake is not to partake in the battle of the branches. I petulantly whacked a couple trees enroute to secure it. It seems suitable. Stay tuned. 
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#2
11-15-2014, 02:52 PM
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Now we know who wears the pants in your family and it sure isn't you Mike.
   
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#4
11-15-2014, 04:27 PM
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That's why I have certain things shipped to either my work address or my neighbor's houses.
She starts talkin' smack, just give her the infamous line from Judd Nelson who played John Bender in the movie the "Breakfast Club" : "Shut up b****, go fix me a turkey pot pie". Be sure to let us know how that worked out for you also!
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#5
11-15-2014, 04:30 PM
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Pictures, please. Of the machete, that is, not you in the dog house. Although, that would be hilarious.
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11-15-2014, 04:44 PM
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11-16-2014, 09:05 AM
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Jim CBOB0497 "That rifle hanging on the wall of the working class flat or laborer's cottage is the symbol of democracy. It is our job to see that it stays there." - George Orwell
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01-06-2015, 08:43 PM
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