Ken Stabler died today at age 69

milkmanjoe · #1 07-10-2015, 11:38 PM

Tiger Woods father died from friggin prostate cancer. So rich, and died from an easily detectable, treatable cancer. We can all guess it was cause he didn't utilize all that money and go to a doctor till it was too late.

My own cancer was removed by surgery. When analyzed via the lab it was a very aggressive cancer. My oncologist was very clear that if it was not found within that year they could not have saved me. I have had probably ten colonoscopies over the last 15 years. If it saves my life the doctor can look up my arse all he wants.

Now, about my Urologist. She is six feet tall, HUGE boobs, tiny butt, was born and raised in Romania. She gives very thorough exams checking every nook and cranny for lumps. I always catch the bone, but I can't write a penthouse fantasy story here cause none happened. I asked if I could see her once a week for an exam just to be safe, got shut down. By my wife.

Gatorade · #2 07-11-2015, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by milkmanjoe

Tiger Woods father died from friggin prostate cancer. So rich, and died from an easily detectable, treatable cancer. We can all guess it was cause he didn't utilize all that money and go to a doctor till it was too late.

My own cancer was removed by surgery. When analyzed via the lab it was a very aggressive cancer. My oncologist was very clear that if it was not found within that year they could not have saved me. I have had probably ten colonoscopies over the last 15 years. If it saves my life the doctor can look up my arse all he wants.

Now, about my Urologist. She is six feet tall, HUGE boobs, tiny butt, was born and raised in Romania. She gives very thorough exams checking every nook and cranny for lumps. I always catch the bone, but I can't write a penthouse fantasy story here cause none happened. I asked if I could see her once a week for an exam just to be safe, got shut down. By my wife.

I need to get a referral for your urologist.