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Old 07-28-2018, 09:06 AM
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Hmmm.... I know (don't ask me how but I do...) if you put a lime in a Corona, the lime absorbs all the alcohol within 10 seconds, allowing you to drink your Corona(s) with impunity. Of course, there will be those who disagree with me, particularly men and women who wear blue clothes, have badges, guns and drive around in two toned vehicles.
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Old 07-28-2018, 09:22 AM
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Hmmm.... I know (don't ask me how but I do...) if you put a lime in a Corona, the lime absorbs all the alcohol within 10 seconds, allowing you to drink your Corona(s) with impunity. Of course, there will be those who disagree with me, particularly men and women who wear blue clothes, have badges, guns and drive around in two toned vehicles.
honest occifer, I only had two beers. The other 14 I drank had limes in them so they were then transformed to near beer. Or at least my preacher told me, and he wouldn't lie.
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Old 07-29-2018, 09:51 AM
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honest occifer, I only had two beers. The other 14 I drank had limes in them so they were then transformed to near beer. Or at least my preacher told me, and he wouldn't lie.


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