Hello from Tennessee

[DaFadda]

Hello , Welcome to the forum! As the (as far as I know) only ordained addiction counselor on the premise, I would want you to understand that it took a lot of courage to face down your addiction. Being able to realize that you have a problem with 1911's is the first step to healing from your addiction.

The second step is to remove all instances where you might be tempted to use your drug of choice. In your case... the 1911 operating system. Once again.... I am here to help you through this perilous journey.

You should immediately box up all of your Dan Wesson 1911's and ship them directly to me. Trust me.... this is all for your own good. It is the only way that your addictions to 1911's might go away, and even then... I can't be certain that you won't relapse and want another one. That's the problem with addictions.... "one is too many, and a thousand ain't enough".

So, please.... let me help you help yourself. Again, just send all your 1911's to me.... I promise you'll feel good about yourself.

(Tongue definitely in cheek)
Da